Cafe au Lait à la Nude
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When I count to three take off your clothes
and join me in a cuppa.
Rip off your togs down to the buff
surprise your spouse at supper.

Unencumbered by your cladding
the brew will taste divine
join some friends at the coffee shop
au naturel's just fine.

to drink coffee while your bum's bare
is such a freeing thing
sipping tea without a stitch on
is enough to make you sing.

The full monty wih a java
espresso in the raw
Tetley tea when starkers
don't care if they guffaw.

Here we go take off your hat
and put the kettle on
strip off your gear, fill up your mug
and sing a wistfull song...
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